I hate the name Jessica and the girls attached to it.
I got called "Jessica" on my wedding night by my husband.
That was his prior before me. And I HATE that chick.
Anyways...
According to TMZ.com and Perez Hilton American Idol Finalist Jessica "who?" Sierra --sounds like a porn name if ya ask me---got popped by the popo last week for being classy.
Disorderly Conduct
Cocaine Posession
Pretending to have Talent
She was put on probation 2 WEEKS AGO. Now she's being held without bail pending these charges of a couple of felonies and a few misdemeanors.
Jess offered the cop a BJ, puked in the back of the squad car, and then puked during the booking.
Nice.
I totally prefer these stories as opposed to the nonsense of the other Idol contestants. Who cares about mall appearances and album sales???
Not me. Gimme booze, drugs, popo, and disorderly conduct ANY day.
j.
I got called "Jessica" on my wedding night by my husband.
That was his prior before me. And I HATE that chick.
Anyways...
According to TMZ.com and Perez Hilton American Idol Finalist Jessica "who?" Sierra --sounds like a porn name if ya ask me---got popped by the popo last week for being classy.
Disorderly Conduct
Cocaine Posession
Pretending to have Talent
She was put on probation 2 WEEKS AGO. Now she's being held without bail pending these charges of a couple of felonies and a few misdemeanors.
Jess offered the cop a BJ, puked in the back of the squad car, and then puked during the booking.
Nice.
I totally prefer these stories as opposed to the nonsense of the other Idol contestants. Who cares about mall appearances and album sales???
Not me. Gimme booze, drugs, popo, and disorderly conduct ANY day.
j.
1 comment:
Ouch! Unfortunately, many a skank has sullied the once good girl next door name, Jessica. Everyone has either dated a bitchy Jessica or been stabbed in the back by one.
Try to remember, folks, it wasn't ME that did it!
(That said, I freaking hate the name Lisa for all the same reasons)
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