World's Leading Authority on Nothing: I heart Huckabee!

Monday, December 3, 2007

I heart Huckabee!

The laughs just keep on a comin'!

I love Huckabee's originality and SENSE OF HUMOR. I love that he brought Chuck Norris on board.

Could you imagine Chuck Norris on the Mexican Border defending the American way?

Walker Texas Ranger!

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50 Relatively Accurate Things About Me.

1. I am Blonde
2. Well today I am blonde...
3. I was a red-head in High School
4. It was DEAD SEXY...
5. maybe I should try that again
6. I was WAY more stable in High School.
7. One could say I was actually a 'role model'
8. Now the only people that should look up to me are the criminally insane.
9. I watch Desperate Housewives.
10. Don't even ask me why I admitted that.
11. Even Worse? My favorite show is the Real Housewives of Orange County.
12. I know...queer.
13. A few years ago someone said I was a Gay Man trapped in a woman's body.
14. Her name was Liz.
15. I can't believe I remember that.
16. She was pretty, but she had bad hair.
17. I have bad hair that takes a team of experts and a blow torch to make look presentable.
18. See? I keep talking about my hair.
19. Well,what else should I talk about?
20. I blog because I have no social skills.
21. My therapist is my best friend.
22. Wonder what she thinks of me.
23. "Glad I'm not her"
24. Does she think I have good hair?
25. See...we're back on my hair again.
26. At least my kids have good hair.
27. Yes, I have kids.
28. Even cockroaches have babies.
29. Roaches FREAK me out.
30. When I lived in California one climbed into the display of the alram clock and forever remained.
31. Ick.
32. I wonder if famous celbrity blogger Perez Hilton is a retard like me.
33. Probably.
34. He likes the Spice Girls too.
35. Wait a minute.. this is supposed to be about me.
36. So far you know I babble incessantly about nothing.
37. Now you know why my husband drinks.
38. And pretends not to speak English.
39. Calls me 'freakshow'
40. Which is accurate I guess.
41. I just choked on my diet coke.
42. Diet Coke is one of the most important food groups.
43. Wine, Peanut Butter, and Chocolate are the other 3.
44. I have been known to sneak large spoonfuls of peanut butter in shame.
45. It's really embarrassing to get caught shoveling PB into your mouth in a dark kitchen.
46. Moaning.
47. Somewhere inside of me there is a fat kid dying to be set free.
48. A Fat Gay Man...that's me.
49. Holy Shit!
50. I'm Elton John!

Monday, December 3, 2007

I heart Huckabee!

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